| Written by Rocco Castellano, on 06-08-2007 10:46 |
Ask Rocco: Why are Some Men so Macho?
Rocco gets grilled by a reader wondering why he acts so macho. He gives some insight into his manly man persona.
Question: What is with your silly super-macho pose in your picture? Is
there some masculine attribute that you lack that you are trying to
make up for by being as outrageously masculine as possible? Seriously,
you give good, frank answers, and you seem like a cool, smart guy, but
gee whiz, give us a break!
- Sydstrada
Answer: Obviously someone woke up this morning feeling a little
inadequate themselves. I think you have answered your own question
here. The reason for the “silly” super-macho pose is because I am
obviously, you guessed it, super-macho, I just can’t help it. It's
great genetics. No there is no lack of masculine attributes, it’s all
me 100 percent outrageously masculine. I know it’s amazing, but true.
It’s so hard being this masculine, but I do find ways to cope, like
answering stupid friggin’ questions like this one. Do yourself a favor
and realize there’s more to life than worrying about a promotional
photo printed in a newspaper, on a Web site or online magazine. If you
like the information, use it. If you don’t like the photo, draw a
mustache, some breasts, maybe devil’s horns on it, and call it a day.
Now go back to coloring...and stay within the lines. Your mommy should
be by to pick you up shortly.
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